Credit where due: Hanuman, the monkey god

Steve Helmling notices that the title of my May 9 post about the comment spammers of India, “Scribes: the idea of an infinite number of monkeys,” can be mathematically transformed from a mental abstraction to a living, breathing troop of shit-throwers with one simple strikethrough, this way:

Scribes: the idea of an infinite number of monkeys

Blessings on thee, Steve.

Give me excellent butt, Pop!

About my post “Embrace your inner Red,” which consists only of a photograph, a comment spammer’s script generates this.

Have you ever thought about including a little bbit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is important and everything.

However think about if you added some great photos or videos to give your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent butt with pics and videos, this website could definitely be one of the most beneficial inn its niche.
Terrific blog!

The image that comes to your mind will be better than any mere physical JPEG. Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard / Are sweeter.

Today’s comment spammer

says his or her name is Plan Cul.


And when you notice the way the girl’s breasts are constrained to obey, though bare, the conical Bildung of a 1940s bra, please give thanks for the memory of Anne Hollander ז״ל, author of Seeing Through Clothes.